The Qu’ran: Ten Tricky Verses
Osama bin Laden

OSAMA EXPLAINS:
Let us ask ourselves: What is a righteous deed? Beating a woman who has allowed her face to be shown in public? Surely. Hanging someone from a soccer goalpost for preaching Christianity? Indubitably. Blending into a community, earning its trust, patronizing its businesses, seemingly enjoying its vices, before striking out and utterly destroying it? Of course.

OSAMA EXPLAINS:
Leaving flaming bags of dog feces outside embassy doors, then knocking, is mischievous and thus forbidden. Attacking the World Trade Center is permissible.

 
     

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