OSAMA EXPLAINS:
Prayer is a great and powerful thing. Pray for a world in which only believers occupy Allah's holy earth. As for charity, give of your money, O believers! Give to the destruction of the Great Shaitan! Here is a partial list of bank accounts that will ensure that your contribution will go only to those people intent on ridding the world of the nonbelievers: Bank of Iraq, acct. # 2238475; Bank of Pakistan, acct. # 4509921-11; Bank of Switzerland, acct. # 7830445-08; Bank of America, acct. #124574. Note: Al Qaeda has not been approved for non-profit status. Check with your tax adviser before claiming any deductions.