From: JRB [anonymous] Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2001 20:48:54 EDT Subject: Chicago HHH Bans the Use of Flour To: [anonymous group] Hello hashers: We are asking all hares to refrain from using flour on trail due to the current Anthrax scare. As many of you know, 2 of our hares were almost arrested on Sunday after they were seen using flour, and that is not something we ever want to happen. Please follow the new guidelines below, and use colored chalk, or in a forest preserve, use toilet paper, streamers, or other creative stuff. We will let you know when it is OK to start using flour again. Here are the *new* guidelines, thanks to M! NEW, TEMPORARY GUIDELINES THAT WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND HARES FOLLOW.. 1. STOP BY THE POLICE STATION AND TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE LAYING A RUN (NOT NECESSARY TO MENTION THE DRINKING/BEER STOPS). 2. USE COLORED CHALK. 3. AVOID FLOUR USE. IN THE WOODS OR OTHER NON-PAVEMENT AREA, USE TP OR COLORED STREAMERS OR ANYTHING THAT'S NOT FLOUR-LIKE. 4. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WATCHING YOU LAY THE TRAIL, SWING BY AND TALK TO THEM, MAYBE GIVE THEM A CHHH BUSINESS CARD, AVAILABLE FROM MEISTER (ANOTHER GROUP WATCHING US ON SUNDAY ALMOST CALLED THE FBI, BUT SICK PUPPY SAVED THE DAY BY RUNNING OVER TO THEM AND FILLING THEM IN THAT WE WERE DRUNKEN FOOLS BUT NOT TERRORISTS). 5. HASH CASH IS MEANT TO BE SPENT ON BEER NOT BAIL... THESE ARE TRYING TIMES, WE WILL GET BACK TO NORMAL BUT FOR NOW A BIT OF CAUTION HELPS. PLUS IT REALLY SCREWS UP THE TRAIL WHEN THE HARES GET ARRESTED!!! ______________________________________